Put down that chain saw and listen to me
Its time for us to join in the fight
Its time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Its time to let the bedbugs bite
You'd better put all your eggs in one basket
You'd better count your chickens before they hatch
You'd better sell some wine before its time
You'd better find yourself an itch to scratch

You'd better squeeze all the Charmin you can
While Mr. Whipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more then you can chew
What can you do? Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how you can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
(Dare to be stupid!) Come on and dare to be stupid

It's so easy to do, dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you. Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down with a family. Join the pta!
Buy some sensible shoes and a Cheverolet
Then party till you drop and they drag you away
It's ok. You can dare to be stupid

It's like spinning on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I say, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

Dare to be stupid! (yes) Why don't you dare to be stupid?
It's so easy to do. Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you. Dare to be stupid

Burn your candles at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch "Leave it to Beaver"
The future's up to you, so what'choo gonna do?
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid

What did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
Tell me what did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
It's alright (Dare to be stupid)
We can be stupid all night (Dare to be stupid)

Come on, join in the crowd (Dare to be stupid)
Shout it out loud (Dare to be stupid)
I can't hear you (Dare to be stupid)
ok, I can hear you now (Dare to be stupid)

Let's go

Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid) (4x)