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Kids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Or the little songs they sing?

Last night dressed up in high-heeled shoes
And wearing my old hat
My four year old said: "I wanna divorce."
Now where did she hear that?

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Last night as I watched TV
Our one rushed through the door
"Mommy, daddy's telling someone on the phone
"Don't you call me here no more."

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"I bet my daddy can whip your daddy
"But daddy's never home
"And I think mommy's worried 'bout him
"'Cause she cried all night long."

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You never know what they learn at school
Or what they're thinking of
My first grader just said a four letter word
And it sure wasn't love

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Kids say the darndest things