Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah, perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah, perhaps they'll die, oh yeah

Second verse, same as the first...
Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah, perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah, perhaps they'll die, oh yeah

Third verse, different from the first...
Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt
They both went down to Frisco, joined the SLA
And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah, perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah, perhaps they'll die, oh yeah