I'm an artist honey you'll see me sometimes
making crazy pictures out of music and rhymes
Costume changes performed with poise
Dancing in formation with a couple of boys
I take then on the road with my reel-to-reels
'm an artist honey, you know it feels?
It's the greatest show with the best effects
since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes

It's the greatest show with the best effects
since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
It's all about wonder the power
to be like thunder expressing electricity
It's the greatest show with the best effects
since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes

Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
Call it performance call it art
I call it disaster if the tapes don't start
I've put all my life into live lip-sync
I'm an artist honey, you gonna get me a drink?
It's the greatest show with the best effects
since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes

It's the greatest show with the best effects
since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
It's all about wonder the power
to be like thunder expressing electricity
It's the greatest show with the best effects
since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes