Mom and dad went to a show
    droped me off a Grandpa Joe's
    I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no

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    Grandma take me home [x8]

    Had to eat my dinner there
    had mashed potato's and stuff like that
    couldnt chew my meat too good

    [chorus]

    said why don't you stop your crying
    go outside and ride your bike
    thats what i did, i killed my toes

    [chorus]

    after dinner, i had ice cream
    fell asleep, and watched tv
    woke up in my mother's arms

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    Grandma take me home [x19]
    I wanna be alone