Hello Cobain. Come on in. Floyd observes my hairy chin.
    Sit down in the chair don't be afraid. Steamed hot towel on my face.

    I was shaved. [x3]

    Barney ties me to the chair. I can't see I'm really scared.
    Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip. Pee-pee pressed against my lips.

    I was shaved. [x3]

    I sense others in the room. Opie, Aunt be I presume.
    They take turns and cut me up. I die smothered in Andy's snot.

    I was shave. [x3]