When I'm at work, I always rush right home for lunch
so I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch
and when I'm walking through the front door at night
I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right, oh

Refrain:
I never dreamed that I'd spend my days
staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV

What's happening in this world, I don't care at all
but it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football
I can't even come up with my own views
I'm taught how to think from the evening news, oh

Refrain