When the nights are grim
And the dawning days are dim
Born was one
Both hero and heroine
But this man we cannot see
A silent vigilante
And all thats left behind
The intials CMB

Manboob?s on his way
He?s gonna make you pay
Captain Manboob
Captain Manboob

Out of the blackened night
Emperor Bald?s evil plight
Through the boob-o-scope,
A giant rack engulfs the sky
The Boobmobile is in full gear
He?ll free the world from flat chest fear
The man in hot pink tights
He wears a double D Manziere